“Problems that remain persistently insoluble should always be suspected as questions asked in the wrong way” – Alan Watts

Some jokes for your kids..

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle?
A tire.

The guy who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize.

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. I’m not really a mourning person

What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves.

My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve.

How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.

There was a kidnapping at school yesterday. Don’t worry, though – he woke up.

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES!

A mean crook going down stairs = A condescending con, descending.

The furniture store keeps calling me to come back. But all I wanted was one night stand.

Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.

England doesn’t have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday but couldn’t find any.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

The man who survived pepper spray and mustard gas is now a seasoned veteran.

Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.

I have a split personality,” said Tom, being frank.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

What did one flag say to the other? Nothing, it just waved.

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